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This is our century. What improbable manifestation of cursed fate can possibly stand in our way?


Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded. (Yogi Berra)
Thanks to everyone who came to Tequila and Shamrocks. Patti and I really appreciate what a wonderful to perform for audience you were. Advance tickets are recommended for the Sunday August 18 hilarious Chicago Style StandUps show at Groucho's in Chicago. Meanwhile I'll be working out this weekend at the Barrel of Laughs in Oak Lawn preparing for next month's road trip to the Comedy Cave in Calgary, Canada.
The mournful condition returns. Hey batter, hey batter.
It's still snowing in Chicago. This is becoming the winter that wouldn't end.

Today is Leap Day. Go take a flying one.
They're coming out with a solar powered rifle. That son of a gun is a gun of a sun.
I've come into 2008 with a couple of goofy ideas and some actual projects. Promotion for the April 12 Beverly Art Center Tequila & Shamrocks show begins tomorrow. Chicago Style StandUps already has three legs of a November 2008 tour in place and new road supervisor Pat Kolar pushing it. I am continuing the twice-a-year at the Comedy Cave in Calgary, Canada not only for the alliteration but for the opportunity to string a little tour there and back.
I rear-ended a car this morning. Stupid.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. He was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" And that's when the fight started. (from Kris)
I have, over the years, developed Spousal Auditory Differentiation to an exceptional degree. This allows me to block all sounds pertaining to yard work or home repair. I consider it a superpower. My wife has a much less complimentary name for it.




The whole site crashed today. It has disappeared. I did something very foolish. Lemonade, anyone?

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